Section One: Close passage.

1) butt 2) genitals 3) hip

so yeah, I was walking around today holding my econs notes in front of my 1)_____,
covering the hole in my pants.

If that wasn't bad enough, practically evryone in my CTG AND SG knew abt it thanks to a few people...

And crap. the colour of my undies were also known after a short while.
How did it happen?

I. Dont. Know.

I just happened to look down during morning assembly and ta-dah! there is was! the hole in my pants!

Aw well, it was hilarious anw. lol. Laughing at myself.

ANYWAYS, the cool and 2)______ Joel Chong is going away to Bintan 2morrow for four days and would be missing Uth and Sunday service.

So get your 3)______ out of that chair right now and tell him how much you would miss him :)


P.S. my coffee shop didnt open today. It was BROKEN into :(

oh man.

I saw something very disturbing today.

very very disturbing.

and it made me tio stunned for awhile.

lol.

floorball is tiring.

got lots of stuff going thru my head right now...

buy bio spa notes,

friendships,

floorball,

math homework... finish 40 questions by wed... wth man... my tutorial has 104 questions in total... crazy shits.

bio, especially since i tio bio rep...

chem... eh? actually chem still very easy la... haha!

econs... I want aminah to teach me... NOW! shes like one of the most powerful teachers that is able to implant "read-only" information that cannot be easily forgotten...

GP. I have no idea what in heck is going on. lol.

PW... err wait. I dont even know my grouping yet! XD

so yeah. pray pray people.

oh yeah did i tell you that there is a hot girl in my CLB classes that makes the lesson more interesting? that i got into floorball?

tmr will decide whether i in floorball or in choir.

whatever it is.

I'll let God

decide.

I think I got my ass covered?

Ok. I'm going for badminton, floorball and tennis trials.

I asked the floorball teacher if still can join. She said she nt sure cause got more than enuff alr. but she said if I really wanted to tryout I have to go to schl on sat... :( hope and pray that I can go floorball. I'm dumb la. nvr go for trials. tsk. I'm so undecisive.

Badminton is just a safety net thing. Me and Wang hau going to try out for fun.

Tennis is the safety net before badminton. wanted to go trials today. but when I decided, the teacher ask me go nex wed cause the trials delay their practice alot alr. lol. This just shows how undecisive I am.

So there you go.

You can see I dun want choir as a CCA. I can sing, but not for a CCA. Only in the bathroom :)

I got posted to choir. wth man.

I put it as my 3rd choice cause I cant put all 3 sports. And all the other clubs and societies are kinda stupid. (I dun wanna play guitar, play in band or join an interact club?)

Anw, tmr I have to "play" tennis in front of the coach to be able to have a chance of joining tennis. lol. And I know nuts about tennis... shit. die.

nvm la... just try. cause I dun wanna become a choir boy =X

singing in church choir is enuff for me...

ok fine fine here's an update... to amuse you people...pfft...


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THIS!
CLICK THIS IF YOU'RE IN Uth. CLICK THIS IF YOU'RE A MARIST.

So what you waiting for siolz! click now!

Come Onboard the Leadership Mateys!

Hey hey people-whom-reads-my-blog. Viewership ratings have dipped quite a bit since I last posted seriously :( but its not like people read my blog anw... lol.

Anw, I'll be posting abt last week's orientation :) *applause*

OK here goes,

Monday

Went to school at 7am. Then I kena stun siolz! Got like 10+ Marists in YJ. lol. But I only know 3 of them. lol. So I double-checked my class and then realised wang hau was in 122 not 102. I was like "aw well. Totally new environment, I guess." So after the principal's talk (she's such a nice lady, not fierce at all :D) we had icebreaker games such as double whacko and other such silly games to let you know one another's names. So blah. Admin shit later. And then came more bonding games like charades. Its pretty good for a first day. haha. (as compared to other stupid JCs like *ahem*) Oh yeah, and the OGL's had a performence too. I went to Vaunear/Seletar house :)

Tuesday

Tuesday was kinda like Monday. Just that we had to brainstorm for an original YJ cheer and also a skit with the theme "Crime prevention". And lol. I don't know why we came up with the idea to do a Dora the explorer! skit. random. lol. We also painted our OG/CTG flag! whooo! which is probably the ugliest flag I have ever contributed to. And HOHO! MASS DANCE BABY! lol. That's a typical Marists response. haha. So damn fun. I normally quite shy abt all these dancing kind of stuff. But who cares? Just whack la!

Wednesday

YJ had some vendors come down to the school. 2 different ones in fact. The first one was in the morning. Which was supposed to be some "olympics" shit. We had to sit in a circle and then all stand up together without using our hands. Hmm. I've played that tons of times. Boring! Aw well, after that was candlefight. A candlefight in daylight. Ew. Fail la. And they didnt use cups. they used those cupcake paper thingies. And the wind was frick'in irritating too. lol. As usual, cheaters galore. ok so the second vendor came. And while they talking to us, they kidnapped one of my classmate. Then we had to solve a puzzle and go around and do stuff to get the key and find the kidnapee and free her and carry her back too. (I solved the puzzle man! WHOO! I'm smart. lol.) So there you go. A fun Day three.

Thursday

The best of the five days IMO. It really bonded 102 together a whole lot. We had this amazing race. Around Yishun. If you ask me, having it around yishun is much better than the whole singapore. Cause you MUST walk. Only can take ONE bus ride. And shit. We walked alot. But while walking we could laugh at alot of stuff along the way. hohoho! And suaning our OGL too! haha. anw, it started out very bad. Everyone quite sian sian. But then suddenly after a while we all go super duper hyper. lol. damn enthu. We even RAN all the way from Chong Pang CC to Yishun interchange in a few minutes just so we could do one more last station. So it was very very good la.

Friday

Friday was super too. Got all the skits and cheer competitions and stuff. Anw, Fast forward all those shit to the school bbq! WHOO! JAM N' HOCK YO! Me, oxy, farhan and a few others all boucing and bouncing for the first few songs! And one of which was "Beat it!" by one of my OGLs! yay! Then after like a few songs I tired le. So go back to our class BBQ "pit" and eat a few stuffs. Then my class siao one. People like YiXiu, Audrey and Arthur bounce till no end one. lol. They come back a couple of minutes then go back to the center of quadrangle to bounce somemore. lol. Super fun la. Anyway, a few of us still abit hungry. So me, kaisheng, farhan, lawton, roy and 3 of our OGLs went macs and all of us bought... HAPPY MEAL SIOLZ! lol. So now you go YJ CTG 102 can see 5 people got a pokeball dangling on their bags :)


So there. I think YJC orientation rocked. Way more than other schools. And did I mention that I think we're one of the closest class now? haha. (except for a few people. nvr open out to evryone D: ) aww well. 9:30 le. I go sleeep. haha. I'm trying to sleep by at least 11 pm evry night. 10:30pm actually.

cya.

P.S. Wang Hau is crazy over one of the girls I danced with. lol. Obesession.

addicted to this song... cause...




yeah. YJ's mass dance... haha damn fun la!

:) orientation rocks.

102 rocks :D.

:) Friday's school bbq and jam n' hock rocked.

:( Floorball trials are on monday. shit. I die.

Yay! YJC '102 rocks. haha. we were laughing like some retards practically through-out the whole amazing race. wakakakaka :) today was so damn fun. Havnt had so much fun since throwingaballdownthedrainonhan'sbday. NOT. since I don't know when actually.

Whee~ orientation so fun siolz!

PS: lucky nvr go CJ and NYJC... too mny marists. haha.

102

So, how was my orientation you ask? hahaha

DON'T TELL YOU SIOLZ!!!

haha!

:) Before I say something, here's a quote from mountaineer sicheng

"ibumpedintoahotgirltodaykeke NOT. becauseipwnedyourassinmathstesttoday NOT. HOHO are you curious now? Is that inner nosey scumbag rising in your head? Are the gossip warriors trudging through my mind? MUAHA! What is it, sicheng, what is it! TELL ME SICHENG! WHAT IS IT!?! WHAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

muahahahhahaha! kekekekkekeke!

you wan know? den ask me on friday during Uth or when I meet you (If I ever do meet up with marists again) B)

Too bad peoplewhomstalksotherpeople'sblogsalthoughIdoitsometimestoo! MUAHAHAHHAHA!


edit: er... wth?

Joe-boy says:
wee woo wee
Joel.Chong... says:
apa?
Joe-boy says:
apa itu
Joel.Chong... says:
apa ini?
Joe-boy says:
ikan bilis

Joe is definitely a weirdo.

A New Chapter.

I. Didn't. Appeal. :)

A New Chapter.
A New Beginning.

A Clean Sheet.
A Clean Slate.

Starting Afresh.
Starting Anew.

Let's go.
Ikimashou.